Truly Complimentary
Swedes are a very reserved people. They follow rules, and they’re very aware of what is and what isn’t socially acceptable. This is when I was very confused when the casually whistling Swedish guy grabbed my butt. He then looked at me, smiled, and said something in Swedish. When I responded in confused, broken english, he told me that I looked so bored. He was quite glad that he succeeded in making me look much less bored.
I’ve been groped before, but only at crowded parties where my new close acquaintance disappeared before I could spot them. Now I have irrefutable proof that I am in fact a nice piece of ass.
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Make sure in the future that you make the first move and stop looking so bored
It is 4.45 p.m. on the 21st so I guess you are sleeping now- I know how early you retire so when you wake up I wanted to be the first to wish you a very happy birthday Just be careful where you grope.
I certainly haven’t started sleeping yet, it’s only 15 minutes before midnight 😛 but thanks!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY little buddy!!!
You’ll be pleased to know that I have a reasonably good chamber choir at UW, although I sure could use one more good bass.
I hear that you are a fan of old movies!! Does that mean I should wish you Many Happy Re-Runs!!?
Thanks, Singer
Are you guys doing any exciting repetoire this term? We’re singing Carmina Burana over here, which is pretty fun, seeing as we’re going to perform it with 500 singers.
I don’t know who told you that; you might want to re-examine your sources.