Alex's Alliterative Adventures

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Germans are assholes

A German physicist lives across the hall from me. She’s really nice, I have a great time hanging out with her, and she seems to be pretty damn smart. She’s currently studying quantum mechanics, so I took it upon myself to repeatedly bug her to teach me quantum mechanics, since the concepts behind it intrigue me so. She hooked me up with a little video that covers very, very basic quantum mechanics. Although the video does a great job of scratching the surface of quantum theory, it didn’t really answer any questions for me, so I dug through the video’s comments. One of the comments offered something that sounded like a plausible explanation to one of my questions, until I realized that it was incredibly wrong. A response to that comment lead me to a quick googling, which lead me to a wikipedia page, which then lead to thirtysix other wikipedia pages.

I can’t stop reading, and I’m not going to be able to sleep for a month. That German girl is such a jerk.


3 Comments so far

  1. Some1 August 18th, 2009 5:04 pm

    Wow seems to be tough i know some germans and theyre pretty much assholes. I play with them on CSS and they always order me around and team-kill or even worse youre completley right.Anyway your story sounds even wors good luck =)

  2. Ricardo Porto June 8th, 2010 8:54 pm

    Man, do you think that your experience was bad… In 1994 I gave a story of a movie for a MF German, his name is Tom Tykwer and the movie was Run Lola Run, I just asked him to pay me an university after produce my story, he said yes and never paid me. stead pay me, I start to lost my jobs in Brasil, and after a bad moment there I went in Ireland to ask to stay as a refugie, after aumost four years I found a German girl and we married, and she brought me to Germany. Here, people are racists with me, they mob me from jobs, and recently I discoverd that my wife sleep at least with two mans since we are married, and I am not sure if my doughter is realy my. And the worst is that I think that all this people has fun doing it with anyone, they are really mad. I could write for you a book, but soon I leave this place I may build a webpage to alert people to don’t come to this country, they are the seme ays they were before and they thing that they are so good that they don’t need to change, they even have a say” Komen Sie zu Deutschland und Gehen Sie” Come to germany and get out.

  3. germanguy November 24th, 2011 8:08 pm

    wow, sometimes it really is fun being a german. i laughed tears reading your post. surely you’re joking, nobody in the world can be that stupid really having that opinion. if so, i’m begging you to reconsider. hint: try counting how often you used the word “they” in your post 😉

    heil ricardo,

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