Alex's Alliterative Adventures

Thoughts on Programming, Life, and Travel

Get me my teeth, boy

I have no choice but to give Ryan Air a terrible review. Yes, the ticket was cheap. Yes, the flight arrived early. Yes, my plane was pleasantly free of snakes of any noticable size. BUT I CAN’T HEAR. My right ear has been plugged for almost 12 hours. In my last-minute rush, I forgot to bring gum to chew on for the descent. I’m also mildly sick. However, the real culprit here is clearly Ryan Air; their planes simply have shitty cabin pressure, and we all know that poor cabin pressure leads to angry passengers, which leads to civil unrest, which leads to terrorism. And so, the reason for my negative review:

Ryan Air hates democracy.
And kittens.


7 Comments so far

  1. Felix December 6th, 2006 7:38 am

    lol 😉

    Get well soon so that you can improve your opinion about ryanair soon 😀

  2. mubi December 6th, 2006 12:13 pm

    Very funny review.
    Please review taxi cabs/monorails next.

  3. Jamie December 7th, 2006 1:16 am

    Just imagine what would happen to you if you ahd flown Air Canada!
    If the snakes wern’t on your plane…..then I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.

    Enjoy London, look for all the isngs in buildings saying I’m not allowed back in. For a country with no garbage cans, you’d think they’d be a little more liberal about what can constitute a ‘wash room’. I mean the National Gallery is full of crap!

    Get back soon you jerk. PS whats the url you hosted my song to again? The Guelph one keeps going down with my mail!


  4. Grandma December 8th, 2006 9:06 am

    I trust that the shittiness ended before you hit the couch.Atleast Big Ben should be a good substitute for an alarm clock.

  5. Chien December 8th, 2006 5:36 pm

    Ryan Air?! What a funny airline name…

  6. Alex December 11th, 2006 1:39 pm

    London taxis suck: they’re black, and when they don’t have the taxi light on, the light is also black. When you try to find a taxi at night, you have an equal chance of flagging down a taxi and a large bear. A terrorist bear.

    Monorails are generally cool.

  7. Alex December 11th, 2006 2:40 pm

    I officially approve of such mistakes.

    My brain was continually broken whenever I tried to spit out my gum in a restaurant, since there were no bins ANYWHERE.

    I could never figure out how to snooze big ben. What if I wanted an extra 10 minutes?

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